What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 09:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

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Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Just Forget it!

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No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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